Today in Tessa’s Fun Fact Did-You-Know Politics Corner, Gary Johnson is awful and do not vote for him!
The Problem: You don’t like Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton! You want to vote Third Party! The Bigger Problem: America is a two-party system by sheer mathematical inevitability. Any vote for a third-party candidate is going to accomplish nothing more statistically significant than drawing votes away from one of the other main candidates.
The Problem: Fuck that!!!!!!! If enough people just VOTE or even WRITE-IN Gary Johnson– The Bigger Problem:70% of people do not even know who he is. There are less than 40 days until the election. There is no mathematical way he can win.
The Problem: Okay, fine, so Gary Johnson can’t win. Whatever, right? This is a protest vote! The Bigger Problem: Sure, whatever. I hope you’re cool with Donald Trump being president, though. Because Gary Johnson, in the vast majority of cases, is taking away votes from her, not Trump.
The Problem: Well, I WOULD have voted Democrat, if Bernie Sanders won! I refuse to vote for SHILLARY!!!!!!! The Bigger Problem: Switching loyalty from Bernie Sanders to Gary Johnson is like trading your morning coffee routine for a crippling crystal meth addiction. Gary Johnson is a political nightmare shit-for-brains.
Bernie Sanders built his platform on raising taxes, free college education, investing in clean energy and preserving the ecosystem, federalized healthcare, and raising the minimum wage. All of those things I listed are things Gary Johnson opposes.
Gary Johnson wants a consumption tax, which among other things would drastically lower taxes across the board and likely have little effect on the wealthy.
Gary Johnson thinks a free market will protect the environment, because if there’s one thing we know about capitalism, it really cares about human life and its use of resources.
Not only is Gary Johnson nothing like Bernie Sanders, he is actively opposed to much of his platform. Most of those links up there? Those are to his own website.
The Problem: B-b-but… Hillary’s… emails… Benghazi… servers!!!!! The Bigger Problem: Hillary Clinton has her flaws, no question. It would be a disservice to everyone to ignore her checkered past. But likewise, it would be a much greater disservice to ignore her many years of impeccable and progressive public service. There’s a reason Bernie Sanders, Barack Obama, Elizabeth Warren, Cory Booker, virtually every sitting Democrat, and many sitting Republicans have endorsed her. There’s a reason she was a senator, a Secretary of State, and it is not because she is some Disney supervillain. It is because she is intelligent, competent, and has been preparing to be president since she was 12.
I know it leaves a bad taste in your mouth not having a presidential candidate to ~believe~ in with your ~heart and soul~, but a presidential election is not an uncompromising demand for perfection, it is a choice between two people, and it is your duty to choose the one who can do the job better.
REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S FIRST FILM SOLELY PRODUCED BY THEIR STUDIO HAD TWO FEMALE CHARACTERS AS THEIR ANTAGONIST AND PROTAGONIST WHO, BY SOME FORM OF DEVIL MAGIC, HAVE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FACES
REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S SECOND FILM NOT ONLY CONSISTED OF A CAST WITH FOUR CENTRAL FEMALE CHARACTERS BUT INCLUDED AN ENTIRE TOWN OF DIVERSE CITIZENS OF VARYING RACE, GENDER, AND AGE. LIKE A NORMAL TOWN HAS.
REMINDER THAT LAIKA’S THIRD FILM FEATURED SAME SEX COUPLES IN THEIR TEASER TRAILER
REMINDER THAT THIS IS ALL STOP-MOTION SO EVERY CHARACTER WAS DESIGNED, MODELED, SCULPTED, RIGGED, AND EVEN HAD TINY CLOTHES SEWED FOR THEM.
also reminder that they make chump change compared to disney who whines and cries that in all their years of experience they can’t handle the prospect of animating a girl with a face different than the rest and that it’s “too hard” because only females can express such a wide range of emotions that it makes them difficult to animate
if a studio with 20-30 years of experience can manage this then SURELY an established studio with NEAR 100 YEARS of experience can maybe, just maybe, include a female that ISN’T a part of their formula
LAIKA !
Also paranormal had a canonically gay guy in it just saying
I love Laika and they’ve been great at creating beautiful movies with diverse casts but Disney does have a long history of making movies about women and even women of different enthnicities like Mulan, Pocahontas, Jasmine and Tatiana from Princess and the Frog. They are doing better now than ever with Vanellope and Sergent Calhoun, who were totally different in Wreck it Ralph, Big Hero 6 which featured Asian, black and hispanic characters (dispite the whitewashing of the source material) and now Moana which feaures a Polynesian woman of colour. That one animator’s comments from a few years ago were kind of lame but if you look at the big picture, they’re actually doing really well in my opinion.
chrishemsworth:@melissamccarthy is the strongest woman in the world, often in moments of joy she would pick me up like this and the combination of her powerful grip on my foot and my incredible core strength we would hold this pose for hours sometimes days. Go check out @ghostbusters in cinemas now !! #ghostbusters#strongwomen#teamwork
• INFPs can be downright cruel, despite their strong morals and care for others. Because they can people read so well, they are able to find people’s biggest sore spots easily and won’t hesitate to attack them with their words.
•INFPs are EXTREMELY protective. Not just in a motherly, “oh I love them” way. They will choose someone and then protect them with everything they have until their last breath.
•Although INFPs are much less sexual than some other types like ISFPs or ISTPs, for example, they are often seen as the “kinkiest” type.
•INFPs are one of the types most likely to be depressed along with ENFPs, INTPs, INFJs and ISFPs, but they are much less likely to commit suicide than both of those types.
•INFPs are also the least hedonistic of the types who are most likely to be depressed
•INFP/ENTJ friendships are actually some of the most successful, surprisingly
•INFPs are often liars. Nearly every INFP lies more than they’d like to admit. It comes from their deep imagination and their acting skills
•Isabella Briggs-Myer has actually stated that INFPs make good scientists, along with INTPs and INTJs. Her father was a scientist and an INFP.
•Isabella Briggs-Myer was an INFP, herself.
falling update! (normally we update on a sunday but i also missed last week due to prepping the tapastic page a bit more, i thought i’d update a day early!)
Hi, I'm Tim Lai! I'm a cartoonist living in Ontario, Canada. I like drawing cute and colourful things. This blog is a hub where you can find all of my Tumblr, DeviantArt, Flickr, Blogspot, and other posts in one place.
About My Work
I write and draw Lemon Inc., a comic about a seven-year-old who wants to be a business tycoon when he grows up. Until then, he runs a lemonade stand. You can read it at www.lemon-inc.com.
I have done some professional web and graphic design work, including designing the website for the webcomic, Just Joel. I'm also a member of the webcomic collective, Ink Bomb Comics.
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